Like Dorothy
It looked like one of those end-of-the-world movies. I wanted to make my 7-year-old laugh to lighten the mood…
Escape from downtown
Whenever I have to drive downtown to pick up someone, I feel like Snake Plissken from that 80s…
The girl at the door
There’s two types of people I don’t like to open the door to: roofing businesses and Jehovah’s Witnesses.…
They’re gonna get killed
They looked no more than 10 years old. I was at the corner of Dufferin and Eglinton doing some…
Never met him
I’ve lived in Oakwood Village for over 10 years. I’m supposed to know this guy very well. But I’ve…
Burnside special
Last week, I went to City Hall and heard the last thing I expected to hear from Councillor…
Trampoline trauma
Normally, the sounds of TikTok drive me crazy. Today I’m just glad they keep her mind off the…
Looks like Mars
The morning started normally. My wife and I were on the porch having a coffee. It smelled pleasant,…
Going ballistic
“Something’s wrong. Come quick,” my wife called me. “There’s an active shooter at Salsa on St. Clair.” What?…
Crying in my beer
I don’t really care about sports. I really don’t. Then why am I so sad? “Nobody wants to…